Put me on Paper

Refers to a woman placing her child’s father on the government child support collection list.

J.R: My girl just put me on paper and the states tryna collect.
Day Day: Word? How much are they makin you pay?

give put me

a phrase used by @94STILLINLOUVE on twitter.
(who has a very sexy layout i might add)

'someone give put me on the urban dictionary now '

put me in the bag

To become obligated to do something you don't want to do.

She told her mother I'd take her to church, she put me in the bag.

Put me in the pound

Be done with. Don't want any more. Ignore.

Example : Hey can I borrow that game?

Sure
Walk away without giving it to you

Why you put me in the pound like that?

put me in the pocket

means sice me hook me up wit sumthin

or if a gurl look good she can put u in da pocket meaning she given u her numba

son let me got a dolla of u. come on put me in the pocket

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Put me in coach!

1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class

1) Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!
2) Put me in coach! Right between the 400 lb. bitch and the crying baby.

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put me in the roosevelt

Asking for a room in a "nice" hotel (by their standards) for an event, but the hotel is actually not that great, so it just shows you're trashy.

Put me in The Roosevelt or I'm not coming!

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