Bro you don’t need that quap, we came inside this Walmart just to look for two suitcases to go away with on vacation - Rick
Sorry it’s a habit every time I go shopping at Walmart - Rick’s friend Scott
Pronounced /Kw - awp/ (Verb)
The sexual act of inhaling a joint, blunt, bong or dab with your vagina, pussy or anus, then squatting over the face of your lover, then releasing the hit into his or her face as a dedicated sign of affection or offering of the placenta.
Last night was lit... Terri quap't on my face - love is real!
The first time she tried to quap on my face, she topped me off with some back door scoobie snacks.
The act of clapping with the vagina
A vaginal clap
I got so excited that I quaped
I missed when he made me quap
A quap (pronounced "kwap") is a quick-ass prank. To celebrate the successful execution of a prank, it is prop usage is to exclaim "BIG QUAP".
Scenario One:
Person A: Dude, did you really just slash my tires? What the hell?!??
Person B: BIG QUAP!
Scenario Two:
Person A: Yooooo I just quapped these Doritos from the 7-11.
Person B: Dude, that's just shoplifting.
Person A: BIG QUAP!
Describes how much of a loser one is. Can be used as a synonym to stupid or retarted.
Logan: Dylan is tweaking on the couch.
Blake: Yeah he’s such a quap for that