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The magic that happens to ramen when you add water to it.
Kid: OMG DUDE!!!!!!! That ramen just fucken ramenized itself!!!!!
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the best 9 cent meal to ever grace human lips, and very good at burning my tounge
Person:my ramen is done ^_^
other person: wait for it to cool dick nut
person: AHHHHHHHH MY TOUNGE!!
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The only thing you can blow, suck, chew and swallow in public without looking like a perv.
Guy 1: "Let's videotape me eating ramen and sell it on the webz."
Guy 2: "Ok"
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what college kids and janitors live off of.....dried slab of noodles that you cook for 3 minutes and then add sodium-enriched seasoning of all flavors to. requires knowledge of stove.
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A person who eats Ramen Noodles almost every day, sometimes even eating them for all meals of the day. Usually an obsessed and unhealthy person.
Jeff: Dude, I am hungry, whatcha got to eat?
Alex: I have Ramen Noodles
Jeff: Is that ALL you eat?
Alex: Yeah
Jeff: You're such a Ramenator...
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ramen: the best food to eat when you can't afford anything more than 30 cents, a brick of dried noodles that you boil for 2 minutes and then throw in the condensed powder flavoring and... wa-la!
bill: hey, guess we're down to our last dimes. we'll starve.
bob: you kidding? we'll live off ramen noodles.
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Japanese instant noodles which come in cup or block form, popular with college students (who can't afford anything else) and otaku (who just like anything Japanese). As a connoisseur of cheap DIY meals, I've developed means of assigning ramen a rating on a scale of zero to four stars: One half-star for every flavor packet beyond the first, one star if it comes in its own cup, an extra half star if that comes with its own meat or vegetables, and a star and a half if the dry noodles don't remind me of Play-Doh.
Ramen's not as good as lo mein, but I got it at 1/40 the price the Jade Dragon was charging.
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