Rapp

A walking hairball covered in acrylic paint.
Getting an A is rarer than a diamond.
She only grades you on if she likes you (She won't like you).

Man, I painted the Mona Lisa and I got a C!
I got an A for spilling the paint on an index card. Guess Rapp likes me better.

rapp

a collection of 8 objects

I just wrote a rapp of raps about wrapping paper