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Recession Beard

A beard grown after being laid off, due to the lack of need to maintain a certain caliber of appearance. Most commonly found during recession, or other forms of economic depression, when jobs are lost en masse. The loss of job makes the unemployed male down in the dumps, and the laziness makes him less likely to shave.

Tom: I lost my job at the auto plant a few weeks ago.
Bill: So, that would explain that scrappy thing on your jaw.
Tom: Yeah, it's my Recession Beard. Is it really that scrappy?

by Adumbration December 22, 2008

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The Great Recession

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

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Pussy Recession

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).

"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."

by mryou September 8, 2009


Pounding Recession

A general slowdown in Pounding (getting laid) Activity over a sustained period of time

Dan hasn't pounded hole in a few months due to this pounding recession that he is in.

by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009

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Relationship Recession

Two consecutive periods of declining "GDP" - Gettin Dat Pussy.

Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."

by CaptainJackMeOff May 8, 2013

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recession dating

When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.

Sure, he's ugly. But the economy isn't too hot right now, we all have to resort to recession dating.

by klopstock February 11, 2009

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recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.

I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.

by queenmindi January 15, 2009