Rice

Pronunciation: \ˈrīs\
Function: verb

1. When a man swings his penis, often erect, with such great force that it knocks the girl to the ground upon impact.

Bob: Dude, last night right as Cindy and I were about to have sex she let out a fart; I didn't know what to do.

Ray: Wtf?!? If my girl ever tried pulling that on me I'd whip out my dick and Rice her.

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rice

1- Asian, European, exotic and/or "race" inspired cosmetic enchancements to a vehicle with stock or near-stock performance. Typically applied to economy vehicles. Especially tragic when applied to a muscle car.

2- False representation via text, paint, body panels or badging of a vehicle's true model or trim. Only applies to text or badging from a 'higher' model.

3- The opposite of a sleeper.

1- "That Mustang is pure rice. The lambo doors, altezza tails, HID's and Kanji might win him some high school sluts, but he ain't winnin' any races."

2- "Why would you put SVT badges on your V6? That's rice, man. Your fobra ain't foolin' nobody."

3- "My pink slip is on the line but I ain't worried, that Civic is all rice."

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Rice

a car with mods with no performance reason for them

yo, BRO!.....rice is meant to eat, not to drive

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rice

1) an autocentric term used to bash any other type of car but one's own.
2) lots of plastic car modifications designed solely to make one's penis seem bigger than the little stub it really is.
3) that woman in washington who tells W. who to bomb back to the stone age

1)That rice civic piece of sh!* is no match for my ride.
2)Wow, the chicks will really dig me now that I have this $400 carbon fiber wing on the rear deck of my FWD honda.
3) Condolezza Rice, National Security Advisor.

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Rice

When one is being excessive or a drama queen.

A: Dad only bought me the iPhone 11. I wanted the 11 pro.

B: That’s so rice!

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With rice

With Rice means to increase the positive scale of something in the 1 to 10 range, 1 low 10 high.
It comes from and internet meme of a guy who attempted to have sex with a coconut. He then posted the experience and said it was terrible. Other men tried to come up with ways to improve the experience, one guy said try it with warm rice. The guy with the coconut attempted a second time and posted the results and when asked on a scale 1 to 10 he replied a solid 2 but a 6 with rice.

Dude your girlfriend is a 5 but 7 with rice.

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rice

Also known as Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements, or pointless/ugly visual customization is a term used by real car enthusiasts for extremely cosmetically modified cars back in the 2000s and the early 2010s to mock the owners that did horrible cosmetic modifications to their vehicles.

Nowadays, rice can also be done by any "car guy" influenced by social media such as Instagram or TikTok, and can add many pointless things onto their vehicle, such as liveries that serve no purpose or mimic a style, extremely wide wheels that are either replicas or actual real wheels, an extreme amount of unnecessary wheel tilt (or, camber) or the usual plastic tow hooks known as "tsurikawas". These rice vehicles have no performance mods and will remain slower than an average Toyota Prius driven by an old lady. These types of rice cars are also a danger to the road, and most of them are well-known to be seen in the car scene as the illegal type of meets known as "sideshows", or "takeovers".

P: Did you see that red Nissan 350Z on TikTok?

B: Yeah, I can see that it looks super clean. It's stanced. You're just hating it.

P: No, it's riced out. Who does he think he is, does he think he's in the Fast and Furious movies? Or going to fly like in Back to the Future?

B: I don't know man, it looks good. You don't know the true meaning of rice.

P: Yeah, I do. That car is so slow, even a Charger Scat Pack will beat that thing.

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