Riding the pumpkin Train

When someone takes the top of the pumpkin (aka vine, handle) and inserts it in their rectum while having sex with the face of a carved pumpkin.

I feel like riding the pumpkin train.

ride the f train

Popular New York City slang for engaging in coitus

I rode the f train with your mom (up the butt)

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Riding the pain train

A person who is feeling or who will be in an immense amount of pain. A somatic sensation of acute discomfort.

-Hey dude I just heard that Clay put Icy Hot on his ball sac, he's gonna be riding the pain train in a few minutes.
-Haha what a dumbass.

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riding the gravy train

having diarrhea for a long period of time

i was so sick yesterday i was riding the gravy train all day.

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Riding The H-Train

To ride the H-train

(offensive slang)
v. 1. to go to hell.

n. 2. the act of going to hell

"Hey jackass, why dont you start riding the H-train?!"

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Riding the Gravy Train

Sitting on the shitter with a case of diarrhea.

Man, that fish went right through me. I was riding the gravy train all night.

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Ride the D Train to A Town

The act of a man participating in anal sex with a woman

Person 1: "How'd it go with your girl on the weekend?"

Person 2: "Great man, she finally let me ride the D Train to A Town!"

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