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The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.
End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!
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a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.
Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.
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When the aliens from your past life come to your window and kidnap you, bringing your vulnerable body deep into space to resize your holes and connect your ass to your womb so you can't use anal as an escape route from mother hood you fucking whore Amanda.
I just got back from an alien abduction ass ripping and am now showing octo mom hows it's damn done.
When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.
Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.
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To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!
This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.
Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.
Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"
A synonym for being good at something, eg; playing an instrument, winning games, etc.
Person 1: "Dude I rip ass at playing guitar"
Person 2: "Dude I feel that, I rip ass at Fortnite"