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In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.
(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!
The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.
"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"
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While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.
"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"
"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."
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When a person enters a room, stops in front of any person they choose, let out a fart(silent but deadly or any other types)then leave the room like nothing happened.
oh my god,last night i let off the worst roadside bomb ive ever smelt in my life!
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When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.
A term in which during a road trip in the middle of nowhere when a person has to go & there is no rest areas nor travel centers around for miles.
Mom: Stop the car! Little Timmy has to go!!
Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!
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A phrase used after a serious comment makes an individual angry. The phrase is to make light of the serious comment, such as to convince the person spoken to that the aforementioned comment was just a joke.....even though actually it was not a joke.
Come on lighten up.....when I told you that you are ugly I didn't mean it. It was just a little roadside humour!!!
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