n. chick flick so awful, so totally full of Jennifer Anniston, that you wish a horde of army ants would gnaw off your leg to keep you awake and add some excitement to the evening.
Dude! How was your date last night?
Absolutely dreadful. We viewed, and here I'm totally going to pause for effect, a roam ants movie!
Did you at least get your bleeding stump licked?
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1.) To be gay or lesbian
2.) To give off the vibe of being homosexual
3.) Sometimes used to describe a closet homosexual
Jim roams like thin apples.
That guy?! Please.....he roams like thin apples. It's so obvious!
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To refuse to ever commit to being available to connect at any time. You can only connect when the stars align and you happen to catch them at the right time.
"I can never get ahold of Kelly to discuss issues related to the business plan. She has to roam free".
A Karen roaming around ready to unleash her Full Karen on someone.
A Karen on the loose
That girl on vacation is a free roaming Karen.
Absolutely fucking inting it beyond belief in every lane.
Alex was carrying the game until someone began a Joe roam and threw the game.
An old dog that has short legs but a long penis.
My dog is a roaming dragger.
The act of traveling to different South American countries with the intention of collection sexually transmitted diseases unique to that area.
"Hey dude, what is that black thing growing on your ball sack?"
"Roam schooling bro, roam schooling"