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pat robertson

A radical cleric. Like those crazy militant iranian preachers, only uses christianity instead of islam.

pat robertson said we should murder the president of venezuela.

by Zarquon July 28, 2006

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Filthy Robertson

The act of gaining revenge on a cheating girlfriend by cumming on the pillow her new lover now sleeps on in her bed so the jerk can roll about in your jizz while he sleeps with your former girlfriend.

"I can't believe that bitch lied about fucking that loser. No worries though, I got mine with a Filthy Robertson!"

by Smarty Gurl October 20, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pat Robertson

The Christian version of the suicide bomb, i.e. Taking a dump on someone's titties and wiping it off with pages of the Bible

do you really need one? oh screw using the word Pat Robertson in a sentence!

I gave someone a Pat Robertson.

by Apkin November 5, 2007

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Pat Robertson

An embarrassment to conservative Christians everywhere.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.

Who are you?
I'm an evangelical.
So that means you're like Pat Robertson?
HECK NO!!

by Anonymous debunker of myths January 20, 2009

67๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clammy Robertson

(v.) When you put sand into a girl's vagina and fuck her until pearls come out.

Guy 1: Did you hear John pulled off the Clammy Robertson?
Guy 2: No I didn't.
Guy 3: It doesn't surprise me, he is one kinky fucker.

by The Man With the Clam May 4, 2011

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Oscar robertson

A basketball player that is very unknown yet could compete with MJ for the best basketball player of all time, he averaged a triple double (double digit points rebounds and assists) over his entire career, a very rare stat to find

"Man Oscar Robertson has to be the best player the Bucks franchise has ever seen, he was amazing"

by LTforMVP21 May 29, 2008

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Gregor Robertson

A greenwashing businessman turned politician, Gregor Robertson uses buzzwords like 'sustainability' and 'community' to gentrify Vancouver, the city of which he is currently the mayor, and build up his political bona fides for an inevitable run for the NDP leadership. Robertson is known for riding his bike to work, while pandering to real estate developer interests that evict low-income residents in favor of condominium developments.

"Hey man, what happened to that music venue/art space?"
"Oh, it got torn dow for a condo build by one of Gregor Robertson's political contributors."

by Robert McNamara Sec def May 17, 2010

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