When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.
I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!
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When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.
"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.
A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person
Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh
Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper
When you on the beach and she wants to have you deep throat her while she sitting down. Gotta hit her with that Sandy rocking chair, cause she gonna be rocking that head back and forth if you catch my drift
Bitch yeah get that shit, girl you so good at doing the sandy rocking chair
Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head
Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair
When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!