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roman war helmet

after passing out, one puts his dick and balls and penis on top of the passed out victim, with his penis facing downward over his nose, thus creating a war helmet in Roman times

did u see that guy do a roman war helmet to that chick?

by mike b December 15, 2003

59πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Roman Battle Helmet

When one places ones balls AND cock upon another less fortunate individuals forehead and proceeds to photograph the incident, hence giving the appearance that the chosen individual is wearing the aformentioned head decoration.

I'm going to sneak into the white house and personally deliver a roman battle helmet right upon the forehead of our unusually sensual vice president.

by bigballsballinballroomandcouch July 28, 2010

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


roman war helmet

when u put ur balls on someones forehead and run ur dick down the bridge of their nose and they wear u like a helmet

your mom gave me a roman war helmet last night

by chummy(your moms lover) April 15, 2003

41πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž


Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

by Fadded June 12, 2009

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.

Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.

by caboosesam September 3, 2022


Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020


Roman Helmet

An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).

This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.

by Raws Dye January 3, 2021