Ronald

"..Actually, my name's Alex."

{ron-ld} noun, 2. To become Ronald {too bih-kuhm ron-ld} verb

1.
A present employee of the fast-food restaurant/establishment, "McDonald's."

1a.
A conformist.

2.
Handing away your individuality to become part of the "Hitler youth-esque" wave that has spread across the universe.
Similar to signing your soul over to Satan.

Dana: Dude, I don't even work there anymore.
Kelly: Ha! Ookay, Ronald. Whatever you say.

Ray Man: Dude. What do you think that Ronald does when she's off the clock?
Ethan: Heh. I can't tell you, but I know that it's mine.

Slate: What do you think's worse? Working as a Ronald, or buying into Gangnam Style?

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Ronald

Getting pussy while still being an accused "stalker" and an "internet loser".

Damn, Zeek has been a straight up Ronald lately. He's browsing 5 forums and hitting up 5 bitches.

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ronald

·dum dum
·use for kids who suck at games

you see that? ronald sucks at that game

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Ronald

A person who wears glasses

Look that's a Ronald.

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Ronald

One of the biggest assholes you will ever meet in your life.
Horrible husband, father, friend.

Ronald is just a douche

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Ronalds

A big pair of red shoes/Clown shoes similar to what Ronald wears

Look at the Ronalds on him!

Ronaldism

The religion of worshiping Ronald McDonald. When praying finish with Ramen not Amen

The one true religion is Ronaldism