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When your going down on a girl under the covers and making a motorcycle noise while slapping your face against her clam
I'm gonna give your mom an undercover roomba tonight
It means a person who likes to suck penis. This phrase works interchangeably through genders
Timmy is a Roomba boy
Your dad is a Roomba man for real, for real
An expression of such utter boredom that effortless joyriding on a robot seems the last thing left to do.
Pretending you are a shark chasing prey is meant to add some entertainment even though you know you just look sad.
When:
You are a smart cat who has matured...
The mystery of the red dot has been solved...
Harassing the dog isn't as entertaining as it once was...
Life is so boring that even catnip doesn't do it for you anymore...
What can you do?
You can always Ride the Roomba.
*From the Youtube video of Max the cat riding the Roomba brand robotic vacuum cleaner, (in a shark costume).
"Hey what are you doing this weekend?" "Oh, I dunno, maybe riding the roomba."
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Backwards sex on a moving vacuum cleaner.
We reverse roombad all over the living room, and the carpet looks amazing.
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When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina
"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"
Utilizing the wheelbarrow sex act (hold up partner while penetrating from the rear), the man pushes his partner around the room as the partner licks the floor clean. Using vodka as a floor cleaner is commonplace for the Russian Roomba, but not required.
Clay was horny but needed to clean, so we did the russian roomba
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Sex act involving a roomba and five mexicans. The lady will be taped to a roomba while five mexicans form a circle around her ant take turns rubbing their dicks on her while throwing jizz at her
The house guest got a Mexican roomba for her birthday
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