rowing

"Rowing"
the sport that never ends.

This sport in particular is a very time consuming one of which it will take up most of your week and free time. There are many different kinds of rowing,

The Eight: is when 8 men weilding single oars take control of a stern or bow side position in a coxin steered boat.
The Four: is when you only have four men driving the boat.
The Single Scull: A one manned boat requiring complete concentration with two oars one for each hand.

Regattas are the special occasions when the rowers congregate to a single location to row against each other for the worst 5 minutes of their life.

One training technique for the rowers is the Erg (Ergometer for long). This metal contraption evolved from the ancient torture devices of which the enemy would remove all skin from the victims hands and force them to row two thousand kilometers resulting in death.

It is believed that the Vikings were one of the many historical cultures of whom would row regularly through storms and oceans driving them bloodthirsty and ready to pillage the first town they would come accross.

Cmon boys get yer tape its rowing time!

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Rowing

A team exercise, consisting of 5 sweaty men sitting in a slim boat, touching and kissing each other while lubing up their thighs.

Neil: I like rowing
Me: Niggerx

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rowing

A sport in which 1 to 8 people sit on a seat going backwards while most likely being steered by a coxswain. Rowing also called crew, is one of the most physically demanding sports ever created working every major muscle group in your body. People on the same crew team typically become like family because of the constant travel to regattas to race.

I do rowing and don't have time for anything else. My legs always hurt after rowing.

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Rowe

Surname of extremely good looking, albeit ginger, bloke. Also see "big penis" and "Chav hater".

"oooh look at that chavster, watch it, he might knife you"

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rowed

When Mike Rowe out smarts you, out whits you and makes you look like a dumbass. #rowed.

I think you just got rowed.

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rows

keyboards, piano

I. Max Roach on drums,
Wayne Shorter on alto saxophone,
and Mulgrew Miller on rows

II. Got your rows?

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row row

something usually said after "oh shit!"

Oh shit! A row row!!

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