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Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.
Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.
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Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.
I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.
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To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate
She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.
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1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion
2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.
Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'
Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'
Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '
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The sentence is used when you beat off for your friend.
1. person : Damn no one probably beats of to me.
2. person : Hold on let me rub a quick one for you brudda.
By CowBoiBiscuitXD
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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