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Witnessing how all things get twisted while you do nothing to avoid it at all.
That single Ruff just looked like ruffling around while the board went down.
A term for an elderly woman's vagina
I'm gonna pound a great depression into your grandma's dust ruffle!
Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....
Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
a bird-like, annoying girl that talks too much about her menstruation cycle in public.
I'm tired of hearing about that girl's period, she is such a ruffled grouse!
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To ruffle a person's jimmies is to taunt them by comparing them to someone who's more successful than them.
Ruffle jimmies
Phil Jackson ruffled Kobe Bryant's jimmies by comparing him to Lebron James.
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When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!
The act of farting whist spooning (girl on outside).
Matt: (rip)
Rachel: Did you just hit me with a muff ruffle?
Matt: Yay Tacos!
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