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Ruined Orgasm

When a guy is masturbating, by himself, or by his partner, and keeps stopping before he ejaculates. This goes on until finaly he penis is finaly allwed to ejaculate, but the hand is pulled away and the penis has no more stimulation througout the orgasm. Its cool to watch as the penis bobs up and down as it ejaculates the semen. This leads to the guy feeling very unfufilled and his penis is usually to tired to masturbate again, so basicaly he is left with sperm all over himself and nothing to show for it.

Bill was masturbating to some dirty words on Urban Dictionary like Horny, Penis, Masturbation, Caught in the act, Wet Dream and Wild Wank, when his friends suddenly came in and grapped his hands, holding them down. They wanked him off until they saw that he was about to orgasm, then let go. The penis bobbed up and down as it shot manjuice all over Bill's chest and Bill was left naked on the floor with a ruined orgasm.

by Penisking May 24, 2009

526๐Ÿ‘ 131๐Ÿ‘Ž


ruin me

To have hard sex with someone. Usually said when you are gagging for a good sex session with someone you want to selfishly use to gratify that desire.

Goddamn I am so horny, I wish that fit boy running around in the park would come over and ruin me!

by Andrew Sanders July 30, 2006

99๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mother's Ruin

Gin. Specifically, the alcohol beverage of Gin was called mother's ruin because in the mid eighteenth century the effects of gin on the family and economy were disastrous. Considered the poor man's drink due to its affordability, gin drinking had started out as medicine but due to its easy availability, men became impotent while women became sterile causing the London birth rate to decline drastically. Also, drinking a pint of gin and having an extremely hot bath was recommended as a way to induce a miscarriage (not contraception) in 1950s Britain

"I'll have a mother's ruin and tonic please, with a twist of lime"

by Smccor81 April 2, 2015

65๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


blue ruin

Gin, for its bluish color.

"... you're full of ragwater and bitters and blue ruin."

by seajay October 30, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Ruined It!

When someone ruins a moment, joke, time, place, date, thing and or idea. You respond by saying "You Ruined It!"

person 1- why did the chicken cross the road?

person 2- why?

person 1- to get to the other side!

person 2- ahahahahaah

ruiner- thank God it didnt get hit by a car!

person 2- uhhhhhh....

person 1- You ruined it!!!

by LBDWMPMD October 8, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ruined Orgasm

When your masturbating and you reach the point of no return and suddenly stop and remove any contact with the penis. The penis ejaculates but it is only a quarter of the feeling a normal orgasm is.

My girlfriend gave me a ruined orgasm last night, i spat on her and threw her out of my car.

by Callum6969 May 12, 2009

555๐Ÿ‘ 252๐Ÿ‘Ž


childhood ruined

Childhood ruined is happen when you watch things that you shouldnt have seen it but also thinking dirty minded ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ like this.

Childhood ruined is happen when you eat cheese sausage and you press it and white things come out.

by Childhood Ruined ๐Ÿ˜‚ February 11, 2016

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