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Rustic noodles
The act of making spaghetti
(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.
Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.
A 6'6, full-bearded, stud of a man. Intelligent, musically inclined, compassionate, open-minded, spontaneous, and hilarious. Other interesting pieces of information include: excellent cook, knows how to twerk, drives a moped, has a car-bed, and last but certainly not least--is a professional beard ride giver.
"Did you see that manly man heading our way?!"
"Oh, that's Rustic Beardman!"
A fap from pure memory.
Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory
Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
The kind of woman, that will shy away from a crowd.
Lacking refinement or elegance; coarse.
Unsophisticated, simple but still with class.
The charm that will melt someone's heart.
Straight from the "Soul".
Ethnic, rare as gold and silver. Rough around the edges, but pure. She is loved to be kept as a treasure. Many take her for grant it. Don't ever let her go, she is one of a kind. "Diamond in the ruff. She is someone to hold onto
for a life time. She is a Rustic Woman.
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After cumming, leave a small amount of semen on the tip of your penis. Proceed to use your penis as a pen and draw on the girl's face or other preferred body part.
I gave my girlfriend the coolest looking rustic tattoo ever yesterday! It was a dragon!
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To create a rustic circle ..... a blowjob must be given and at that moment the receiver of the blow job, must insert there big toe in the ass of their partner ...creating a circle....RUSTIC CIRCLE
Lord Farquaad is getting a blow job from Fiona...deep throating and gagging Lord Farquaad inserts his big toe into Fiona's tight ass creating a rustic circle
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Having sex with male/female 65 years or older. They then insert their AARP card in your ass, and remove their dentures and then proceed to perform fellatious acts upon your genitals. Upon ejaculation you start singing blue velvet by bobby vinton.
Hey I met Betty White the other day. She brought me back to her room and gave me the old rustic charmer.
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