Stinky Saddam

stĭngk·ee sä·däm / noun -- the act of conducting autoerotic asphyxiation while simultaneously defecating oneself at the moment of climax; also known as the "Deviant Dictator"

i.e. Yeah, I caught Jim doing the Stinky Saddam and now I'm not sure I ever want to talk to him again.

saddam hussein

Evil incarnation of the Mario Brothers, also goes by the name "Wario" has been known to terrorize the country of Iraq and the Mushroom Kingdom, resides in Bagdhad, Tikrit, Drain Pipes, and The cloud level.

Saddam and Mario look like the same guy..

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Saddam necktie

noun: a noose
(used in hanging for executions)

Girl 1: Hussein's lookin' sharp today!
Girl 2: Maybe it's because of his Saddam necktie...
Girl 1: Saddam! You could hang with us any time!

Saddam Fart

A fart used as an intentional assault on another individual's or group of individual's sense of smell. These farts can be used as a primary assault or a deterrent.

For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.

Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.

Al: I was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so I let out a rebuttal Saddam Fart.
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).

saddam hussien

Satan's ex-lover. They broke up because Saddam was just in it for the sex, and never wanted to take about Satan's "feelings".

Saddam Hussien: Just call me your old pal, Saddam Hussein!

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Saddam Hussein

Satan's annoying lover on South Park.

Satan: *seeing Saddam raise a dildo* Oh c'mon, you know that's inappropriate.
Saddam: C'mon! It's fake! *throws out dildo*

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Saddam Sussein

When Saddam Hussein is sus!

Saddam Sussein's hiding spot

│Entrance hidden by

│Bricks and rubble

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│ ║ ║ │Saddam

6ft ╚╗ ╔╝ │Sussein

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Air VENT │ │Fan

(sorry i couldnt turn him into a crewmate)