bush said

Euphemism for a lie. When a statement begins with the words "president bush said X", it can be interpreted as "X is a lie".

bush said there are WMD's in Iraq
bush said he did not kill Iraqi's for oil
bush said he was not involved with 9/11
bush said no prisoners were tortured in abu ghraib
bush said the U.S. is not in a recession

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man said

When someone says something strange, funny or unusual

Elliot: “I like spoons”
Elise: “man said he likes spoons😂😂”

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she said that

The next "That's what she said!".

When your friend's sister's church minister tries to be cool by dropping a "That's what she said" into after-church-small-talk but messes it up ever so slightly and it comes out as "she said that". Your friend then recounts that story to their brother's brazillian girlfriend who thinks that "she said that" is the real saying, and continues to use it throughout a night of partying.

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that being said

A conversational device used by people who want to appease everyone, and do not want to take a solid stance on any topic as to not polarize someone they wish to be liked by.

Person 1: I think that prank where the guys feed seagulls laxatives and have them shit all over everyone at the beach is hilarious!

Person 2: I think it was cruel to the seagulls, and there were children on the beach. It was a terrible and awful prank. What do you think Person 3?

Person 3: Well, I think it was a brilliant prank. I mean, who thinks of something like that? It was absolute mayhem, shit was descending from the heavens and people were losing their minds.. THAT BEING SAID, I think that we should condemn this behavior for it was cruel to the innocent wildlife and unsuspecting children. Absolutely reprehensible behavior.

Person 1: Well, you kind of just agreed with both of us..

Person 2: Yeah, have a point of view..

Person 1: I agree with Person 2, have a stance on something and stop being a tool..

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you said it

Syn.: I agree.

You said it, brother!

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nuff said

Short form of enough said.

Self explanatory, nuff said.

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said the liar

A comeback following a statement that you disagree with. Made popular after it was featured numerous times on USA's hit comedy Psych.

Friend: You are so bad at hockey!
Response: "Said the Liar"

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