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A piece of shit that needs to die
Jacob Sartorious is so annoying!
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A boy who hasn't hit puberty yet
Sister 1: OMG JACOB SARTORIOUS FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER!!!
Sister 2: ...
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When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.
I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!
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probably a fake fan who spelled Jacob's last name wrong
it's S-A-R-T-O-R-I-U-S pleaseeeeeee
true sartorians: omg did u hear that thot brag about how much she love Jacob? then spelled his name wrong? sartoriOus??Unbelievable!
Friend 1: "Look, there goes Sartori"
Me: "Thanks for clarifying"
A shitty rp crime family in gta 5
with a terrible don that thinks he’s a god and a bunch of crew hoppers or rats
Hey! Should I join sartori?
“No Carl you shouldn’t join that shit family”
A man born from clay that was Moulded by Zeus, A man with biceps so big if you looked to the sky you would realise you were standing underneath his armpit. Also known as “The Rig”
Commonly known for the catchphrase “Hey Buoi”
-Ned-Ly: Man, Corey Sartori is an absolute rig!
-Lyn: Who’s Corey??