Some kid who got famous for basically nothing whose haters are ten year old boys or fifty year old men and fans are six to eighteen year old girls who will choke you to death if you talk anything bad about Jacob on social media.
Girl : I love Jacob Sartorius! I can't wait to meet him and finally be his girlfriend!
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A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.
"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."
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an ugly 13 year old butthole with 5.2 million followers on musical.ly
jacob sartorius also goes by jacob saggy tits, jacob salty tits, and/or jacob sar-clitoris
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A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube
This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.
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12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent
Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius
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A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''
Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!β€β€β€
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An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing
Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?
Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!
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