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Jacob Sartorius

Some kid who got famous for basically nothing whose haters are ten year old boys or fifty year old men and fans are six to eighteen year old girls who will choke you to death if you talk anything bad about Jacob on social media.

Girl : I love Jacob Sartorius! I can't wait to meet him and finally be his girlfriend!

by andspenboyy January 2, 2017

77πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.

"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."

by cardib April 21, 2016

192πŸ‘ 181πŸ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

an ugly 13 year old butthole with 5.2 million followers on musical.ly

jacob sartorius also goes by jacob saggy tits, jacob salty tits, and/or jacob sar-clitoris

by maryy327 March 16, 2016

62πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube

This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.

by connordolan March 25, 2016

71πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent

Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius

by shirelove June 23, 2016

83πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''

Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❀❀❀

by emthesmΓΈlchild July 1, 2016

70πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing

Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!

by fakeyouout May 4, 2016

178πŸ‘ 186πŸ‘Ž