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"The Fort" An Alberta city Northeast of Edmonton in Canada. Heavy on the industrial air pollution. A good place to get a speeding ticket.. or ten. Also a good place to wait in the Tim Hortons lineup for an indefinite amount of time just to have your order royally fucked up.
Want to go watch a movie in Fort Saskatchewan tonight?
No way! The theatre there is a complete piece of shit.
Okay, let's just rent one.
Can't ..all the movie stores shut down.
Shit Balls! That sucks.
You said it.
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Saskatchewan Canada -
is a province in Western Canada, bordered on the west by Alberta, on the north by the Northwest Territories, on the east by Manitoba, to the northeast by Nunavut, & on the south by the United States (Montana & North Dakota). Saskatchewan & Alberta are the only landlocked provinces of Canada.
Regina is it's capital , Other notable cities include Prince Albert, Moose Jaw, Yorkton, Swift Current, North Battleford, Estevan, Weyburn, Melfort, saskatoon & the border city Lloydminste
Sports
Saskatchewan Roughriders are a professional Canadian football .
Saskatchewan Rush are a professional box lacrosse team
Saskatchewan Rattlers are a professional basketball team
Popular food here
Regina-style Pizzas more crust, toppings & cheese & typically cut into squares that reveal the glorious heights of pepperoni .
Spudnuts - potato flour, instant mashed potatoes donuts
Perogies, Borscht , Cabbage Rolls .
Saskatoon Berry Pie
Shishliki - lamb & onion kebabs marinated in salt
Bannock
Bison / Venison & sauerkraut
Chokecherries & Saskatoon Berries
Dry rub ribs
Freshwater fish & ducks
Pemmican / beef jerky
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Saskatchewan Canada is part of the Canadian Prairies
Along with Alberta & Manitoba while its U.S. counterparts
Are North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Wyoming, Colorado, & New Mexico.
Saskatchewan means "swift flowing river" in the Cree language.
Saskatoon is it's largest city
The 2004 cartoon atomic betty took place in
Saskatchewan canada , moosejaw .
1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)
ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!
Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.
chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!
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another name for the wonder product, duct tape
Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome
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(n) A beer bottle, broken in half over a bar and used to thrust shards of glass into another person.
a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.
Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.
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A city in Alberta with the population of 25,000 located not far from Edmonton. Half of which are skid teenagers smoking behind every local 711 and the other half being old white men who can be found throughout the day at any of the several Tim Horton’s or at the Mc.Donalds. You may notice while in Fort Saskatchewan many new buildings going up. Those will most likely be Liquor Stores, Medical Clinics, or a hair dresser. Fort Saskatchewan already has many of those things, but according to the mayor Gale Ketchur who wears nothing except red, we never have enough. Hockey is a big deal in the city of Fort Saskatchewan so if you happen to be there it’s expected you go see a game. Warning : any teenage girl going near Fort Saskatchewan, 90% of the boys your age there are fuckboys beware and stay safe.
“Want to go to breakfast at Tims in Fort Sask tomorrow”
“Nah it’ll be packed with old people just come to my place for breakfast”
“I went to Fort Saskatchewan for a hockey game and this cute boy gave me his number”
“Delete his number he’s a fuckboy if he’s from Fort Sask”
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When you jiz in an ice cube tray than later when your woman asks for a drink you use those ice cubes to cool off he drink.
Celeste was thirsty so I gave her ass a saskatchewan snowstorm
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