peace out sauerkraut

a better, more refined manner of saying goodbye, especially to a close friend or loved one.

referring to the only slightly tasty condiment, the phrase is generally believed to have been invented by Timothy Walker in the state of New York sometime near the turn of the century.

Devon: "peace out 'kraut, as in sauerkraut"

Tim: "Oh nice, peace out sauerkraut, that's my phrase, i made that up"

Devon and Valentina: "no you did not"

Tim: "this is bullass."

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Sauerkraut Crapper

Like the word (wafflecrapper) but instead this girl is so fine that she can crap on you sauerkraut and still be very attractive

"Gee Kelsey, your'e a sauerkraut crapper," said Daniel.
"Wow Jessica alba, (my wife) you are a sauerkraut crapper," said Tyler.
"Dang NN girls, i'm sorry but your'e only waffle crappers, not sauerkraut crappers"

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Walkin' like a sauerkraut

V. The act of walking like a sauerkraut, and or being noticed as a sauerkraut in the act of walking.

Guy: Jen, I don't think I can go out with you anymore..

Jen: Why not!?

Guy: Well, every day in public I see you walkin' like a sauerkraut. It needs to stop, or its over!

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Fo schnitzel my sauerkraut

1. A mockery of the use of fo shizzle and supposed to sound something of an insult.

This four letter phrase contains two German words, Schnitzel and Saurkraut, both of which happen to be foods:

Schnitzel (Pronounced: Shneet-zul) A very thin slice of veal (pork) which is made tender by pounding flat with a steak hammer and traditionally prepared by coating it in wheat, flour, eggs and breadcrumbs before being fried in clarified butter or lard and finally seasoned with black pepper and other spices.

Sauerkraut (Pronounced: Zower-krout) Finely sliced white cabbage fermented in lactic acid. The word literally means "Sour Cabbage" in German. It is one of the key ingredients to the North American Reuben Sandwhich.

This phrase can also be used by replacing the word "my" with "mein" (which is the german word for "my" - Pronounced: Mine or My-in)

As in: Fo Schnitzel mein sauerkraut

1. "Oh Yeah? Well you can go fo schnitzel my sauerkraut!"

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chop some sauerkraut

(to): to make money hand over fist

if people you do know chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised if some of the methods they used were illegal

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Sauerkraut Pounder

when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid

My girl and I are getting bored, we’re thinking of trying the sauerkraut pounder tonight.

Indiana Sauerkraut

When she pounds your dick so hard it gets bundled up like a cabbage and you cut your dick off when its ripe (when its blue as the ocean) and then you slice it up in to thin strips and ferment it for a year then pickle it.

She gave Bobby the Indiana Sauerkraut last night!