Sausage Fest (or a festival of sausage) - when there is a bigger ratio of men to women at any given time. By LA2k7
Holy smokes batman, it's a Sausage Fest in here. . .
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When a group of people, at a bar or other hook up place, are mostly male.
Dude, this sports bar is a Sausage Fest lets go to a nightclub and find some girls!
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When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.
Or
When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.
Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men
dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker
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with a bunch of dudes, and little/or no ladies.
ay billy how was jasons party?
dude it turned out to be a sausage fest, he brought over like 2 chicks and 30 guys showed up.
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A party made up of Only or mostly guys. There will be a LOT of penises..Never go to a party like this.
A few helpful hints:
1. Dont go to this type of party if you are a guy. You will be called a homo.
2. Dont go to this type of party if you are a women. Let me explain. There will be a huge number of men which means a lot of penises. All of these men will want to fuck something beside their hand (they are bored of that) so they will all go for a girl. You have a high chance of getting raped here. (If you are a slut and went went to the party for that reason feel free to go)
Bottom line: Unless you want to get gangbanged dont go to the party.
3. Watch your back and cover your assholes!
Summary:
Sausage Fest = BAD for Everyone
Tyrone: Hey, how was Joes party last night? Lots of hot girls?
Jamal: Hell No! Not even close. It was a total sausage fest.
Bob: Hey I've never been to Mikes parties. Are they good?
Steve: No he never has any hot girls. Its gonna be a sausage fest.
Bob: A what?
Steve: Never Mind just Watch Your back and cover your asshole.
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A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.
"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."
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unfortunately, most of my friday and saturday nights
consisting of a bunch of guys hanging out with no females in sight for miles
Me: hey hannah wanna come over and chill with me and my boys
Hannah: nahh i cant im busy tonite
Me: FUCK another sausage fest
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