Yellow Savior

1. The yellow trickle of urine that saves your burning anus and stops the burning sensation. Whilst sitting on the toilet excreting feces in soupy form, what is known as diarrhea and feeling a burning sensation around your anus caused by raging enzymes chomping on the soft starfish tissue of your anus as you curse fast food and feel all hope is lost. Alas, fate sends in a hero. The hero, yellow savior, acts as a diffuser and it calms the burning sensation by flowing over your anus, washing the bastard enzymes away. Most common in females.

2. The sun. Definition most preferred is number 1.

Scenario 1:

Celeste: *watery chunk sounds*
Celeste: Fuck, fuck, it burns! I need a fucking yellow savior right now.

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Scenario 2:

Tina: Katie, if it wasn't for the yellow savior I would've had to deal with a burning anus!

Katie: Be thankful, not all of us are that lucky.

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Jesus is Savior

Jesus is savior is perhaps the biggest troll website on the internet. Within its hallowed lines of code, insane author David J. Stewart, only real prophet of one Jesus H. Christ, spreads the true word of God to everyone who incurs his (David’s) wrath, such as the whole human race, which includes but is not limited to whites, blacks, Asians, Arabs, Chinks, niggas, niggers, Negroes, crackers, Whitey, terrorists, faggots, and the French, and reveals to you that everything you know and love is in reality “of the devil” (even the Bible) and run by “Banksters.” According to this website, anyone who is not David Stewart is bound for demonic booty-rape in Hell, the domain of the Devil, Illuminati, and Democratic Party. The website uses elegant literary devices such as contradiction, grammatical and spelling errers, non-contradiction, redundancy, redundancy, and destroying the reputations of celebrities, including those who need no help in that capacity, such as Justin Bieber, “Satan’s Homosexual Boy Toy.” The reason this website was created is because David got all butt-hurt after child protective services forced his daughter to take drugs that made her hair fall out. Reliving the Red Scare by calling things Communist is also another prevalent theme in Jesus-is-savior. Later in his life, David became a necromancer and beat small children, which led to his flight to Brazil where he remains today.

Drunkard 1: I have a new drinking game we can play.
Drunkard 2: What are the rules?
Drunkard 1: Let’s read an article on Jesus is savior and take a drink every time a reference to Satan is made.
Drunkard 2: Sounds tight brah!
(The poor booze-hounds died of alcohol poisoning without even getting halfway through the article)

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cooch savior

(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.

I've never met a cooch savior like you, James.

Savior of the Remaining

The powerful freed Gods attempt to free other Gods and fight off the worshipers of nothingness.

The Savior of the Remaining is a good Book

savior sibling

A sibling that is born to give their organs, bone marrow, and basically anything that can be used to save the sibling that was born before from a terminal ill ness
So basically they’re trying to save one kid by using the other and a lot of it is not consented by the donor sibling it’s self

My friend is being used as a savior sibling against her will

Click Savior

A person who summarizes, or posts a screen shot, of the contents of a social media click-bait article in the comments section of that post. Thus, "saving" other people from having to "click" the link and read the article, and put up with ads, just to be disappointed because the title is misleading.

Comment on a Facebook post with a misleading title:

"The article is about a girl who died her hair blue. Teenagers are not actually dying after eating blue candy."

Reply to comment:
"You are a Click Savior!"

Sonic Savior

Sonic Savior is a troll who has been around since mid-2022. His persona is of an immature, whiny Sonic the Hedgehog fanboy who uses Twitter to demand Sega to make a Sonic Adventure 3, steals content for NFT usage (although there has been proof that this is trolling), lies about himself having things to stop his haters and whines about people using emulators to emulate games, citifying it as “Illegal”. He was also caught stealing Sonic artwork and calling it his own, and is completely stubborn and prone to damage control in regards to his persona. He also tries to make his haters look bad (eg, he calls someone a simp for liking a TV personality but he simps for Sonic characters) to little avail, because the proof from his Discord says more than it does.

His Discord is where his true persona lies, where he constantly brags about having sexual relationships with Sonic characters (despite them being officially underaged) and acting all edgy by using racist, homophobic and sexist slurs when he gets called out, despite the fact he denies it although there has been proof he has actually said those things.

Sonic Savior - Stop Sega from using the boost mechanic and make a Sonic Adventure 3!

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