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To steal somebody else's joke and claim it as your own.
Brian just told my joke to everybody else and said it was his, way to pull a scalp!
Similar to Snatching Wigs, it's the extra UMPH. It's when I wig is snatched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scraper enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their Remy for another week.
The fact that Adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that snatching wigs can be done my many artists, but scraping scalps is an artform.
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The scalp of disrespect occurs during lawn care. When cutting your lawn adjacent to your neighbors yard, when complete, go right up to the property line and slightly over it lower the blade 1/2 of an inch lower than the blade height that you use to cut the rest of the lawn and deliberately scalp the strip of land that serves as an abutment to the two properties and disrespect your neighbor deliberately. The scalp of disrespect both disrespects your neighbor and displays dominance and masculinity in a more presentable property.
I was cutting the grass at Papa‘s house on Saturday and I gave uncle Matty the scalp of disrespect fresh for the Fourth of July!
To take a prime work shift and then sell it to another worker, thus earning income without having to work.
Jon-Mark: I picked up 7-10 phones shift everyday for the entire week, and then sold them to Zeina for $3 an hour. I made money without showing up to work by shift scalping!
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The oily residue left on on a window after someone has placed their forehead on it for an extended period of time.
I was trying to look out the window on the train but couldn't see past the scalp juice.
(n.) the cause of extremely ridiculous hair (not just out-of-bed hair) and the prelude to constant snyde remarks and being made fun of. The word comes from the fact that an atom bomb might as well gone off on the victim/persons/clueless idiot trying to be something or someone he or she is NOT's scalp.
Dude, what's up with your atomic scalp?
Fix up your hair or you're going to have an atomic scalp!
An exquisite head massage that feels so good because of all the nerve endings being rubbed on.
My hot hair stylist gives me the world's greatest scalp rub. Her rub leaves me all tingly and euphoric.
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