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Scapegoat Tab

A new tab created within an internet browser used to escape to when looking at porn. Works great when there is a possibility of someone walking into the room that shouldn't see porn on the computer screen.

Oh jeeze, those tits are awesome!
-mom appears out of nowhere-
-clicks onto scapegoat tab-
Mom: What are you looking at sonny?

You: Oh, just urban dictionary. :)

by Love Buzz December 20, 2010

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


scapegoat capitalism

when a good or service is provided by two separate companies in partnership, and when something goes wrong company A tells you to reach out to company B and company B tells you to reach out to company A.

I went to Apple because I was having a problem with my iPhone and they told me I had to go to the AT&T store to fix it. I went to the AT&T store and they told me to go back to Apple. Typical scapegoat capitalism.

I ordered food on Uber Eats, but it never came. I called their customer service line and they told me to reach out to the restaurant. When I called the restaurant they told me I should reach out to my Uber Eats driver. True scapegoat capitalism at work.

by truetreat August 14, 2022


scapegoat mantra

1.)A repeated source of blame found all over every form of mainstream news particularly after a violent or heartbreaking event occurs.

Prime examples of scapegoat Mantra include: video games, heavy metal, rap music, violent movies, pornography, Elvis Presley, Beethoven, virtually anything except for the actual reasoning behind said occurrence- If there is a reason to be found at all.

2.) The action that occurs after something as vile as a school shooting in which the media and ultra right-wing conservatives grasp for Ozzy Osbourne / Marilyn Manson / Mortal Kombat character shaped straws.

After Columbine everybody including Sally Jesse Raphael, Phil Donahue, and every Trainwreck talk show host had the same scapegoat mantra. Instead of looking at the desperation placed before us on every News Channel, magazine article, or front page of damn near every newspaper, they blamed Marilyn Manson.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019


Scapegoat series

A piece of media that is disliked by communities to make themselves feel better/superior to the people who enjoy the franchise

β€œimagine reading homestuck lmao”
β€œBro stop going for the easy scapegoat series”

by CursedFrog August 4, 2021


Alabama Scapegoat

The alabama scapegoat is when the male takes a shit on the female's face. The female will then give the male a blow job.

Male: "Darling, could we perform the Alabama Scapegoat"
Female: "Certainly, have you eaten your greens?"

by 4c1dn4t1on October 1, 2009

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Conservative Scapegoat Artist

A slang word for Conservative figures in the media that try to put the blame on Liberals for all of America's woes regardless of who is at fault. Conservative Scapegoat Artists tend use half truths or down right lies to promote Prejudice against Liberals.

Conservative Scapegoat artists are behind tend to thrive on the Social Divide.

by ????^_^???? August 23, 2007

170πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž


totes my scapegoats

"Totes my scapegoats" originated from the phrase "totes my goats" or "totes magotes" from the movie I Love You Man. "Totes my scapegoats" means "totally" and is more commonly used in a Christian enviroment, because of its reference to scapegoats.

"Jesus treatin' ya well, man?"
"Totes my scapegoats dude."

by fhbcvbs June 20, 2009

13πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž