sex schedule

Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.

Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"

Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."

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pee schedule

A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.

Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!

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scheduled procrastination

The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.

Jeremy's scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the University of Kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.

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scheduling fatigue

when you and a person are trying to get together but your schedules keep coming up with more and more conflict and you're like 'ah jeez i dont actually care about this person this much. fuck it'

i was trying to get a second date with this girl, but as we texted back and forth about trying to find a good time and repeatedly failing, we got scheduling fatigue and i never saw her again. :(

abc schedule

When your partner only lets you shag on special occasions like Anniversaries, Birthdays, and Christmas. Therefore making it the ABC schedule.

Yeah man, Cristin has Michael on that ABC Schedule.

schedule raped

(Usually due to failed classes) When you go to pick up your schedule and find out your classes have been switched without your consent! OH FUCK NO, you've been schedule raped!

*picks up schedule*
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!

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Scheduled Maintenance

A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation.

I'm gonna hook up with Kate after the party tonight... I hope she isn't offline for scheduled maintenance.

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