1) synonym for thot or hoe.
2) idiot or insanely slow person
Girl 1: that chick is such a schlub.
Girl 2: i know, right?
The guy you meet and date before you meet "the one." Nearly every girl can relate to this one.
The guy Mike was such a schlub. If dating him was to make me more grateful once I met my husband, it was all worth it!
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