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When you fall asleep dropping a fat log
I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.
Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions
That backwood got me schlump as hell
To break something/someone very bad.
*gets killed in fortnite*
"GET FUCKING SCHLUMPED KID"
ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.
a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.
Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.
Guy 1: Look at him, hes passed out. We should help him.
Guy 2: This man is SCHLUMP.
When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.
I schlumped Walter and Harbert
When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.
Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.