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Depressed young German boy who has talent in dancing and has a hit song was ist dein Lieblingsfach with his Girlfriend called Rita
My name is Rolli Schmidt. RITA HAS CAPTURED ME. I BEGGED FOR MERCY BUT SHE WONT LET ME GO TO MY FAMILY.
Hottest character in Fear street 1994 who didn’t deserve to die
“ Omg Kate Schmidt is so fine “
The actor who plays Kendall Knight in Big Time Rush. He is very attractive and fun to watch. He is also in a band called Heffron Drive. He sings lead for most of their songs. He is an amazing singer and guitarist and sometimes post youtube videos of him and Logan(also from Big Time Rush) singing other songs.
girl- hey do you know who Heffron Drive is?
other girl- ya, isnt Kendall Schmidt in it?
girl- ya! I love him in Big Time Rush
other girl- me too! i love his abs. there totally better than James's.
girl- so true!
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A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.
General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?
Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!
A Universal hero, when one doesn't know the inventor/musician/author (etc.) of something it is replaced with the name Bob Schmidt.
Kara: who sings this song?
Dan: lady gaga or leona lewis...Bob Schmidt or something
A name given to those who receive during sex. Aka a bottom.
"she's such a wynter schmidt"
A sexual act involving deliberate defecation into the vaginal opening of one's partner.
Nothing makes me happier than when Dave gives me a Delegate Schmidt before we make whoopie.
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