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Same as a Dirty Sanchez, but the shit moustache is smaller. The moustache should be in the style of Adolf Hitler rather than the style of, say, the Cisco Kid.
Nevermind the Dirty Sanchez, bitch, we're in Germany! You're getting a Dirty Schultz!
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1. Alias of Marvel Comic's Shocker, a classic Spider-Man Villain. He has two vibro-shock gauntlets which allow him to shoot shockwaves at Spider-Man.
2. Slang term for the shocker, the classic "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink."
"How was you date last night?"
"I gave her the Herman Schultz." (makes the shocker hand jesture)
"Nice."
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the best guy in the world. he watches heroes and has long talks about to his friend.
-i'd hit it
kyle schultz watches heroes and it's amazing!
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1) When you lead a girl on but for whatever reason, good or bad, completely cut off all communication with that girl.
2) Not answering in the group chat until 10-15 minutes before the plans are about to happen.
1) Yo im not into Bianca anymore i think im gonna pull a Joe Schultz.
2) Dude you gotta stop being a Joe Schultzing in the gc man.
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The antithesis of the Virgin Braima. Will deliver high-quality chemistry lectures at a moments notice. Is gloriously bald with a luscious goatee. Does not assign required homework but the students do it anyways out of sheer respect. His arms will always flail as he becomes enraptured by the sound of his own navy-trained vocals. Calls on all the quiet kids.
I hear you have Chad Schultz for chemistry, you will get an A.
To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.
From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."
Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.
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Stefani Schultz's younger, less-hot yet beautiful sister
Whoa I would rather look like either Megan Schultz or Stefani than myself any day!
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