Someone who is serious about making money and a provider for people in their inner circle.
I got to get my bread up, I’m bout to go in Scoon mode this winter.
Intolerable dumbass, generally someone who lacks critical thinking skills and asks a simple or redundant question that they could answer themselves if they thought about for more than a few seconds
Guy 1: what does half a ham even taste like?
Guy 2:like half a ham you fucking Scoon.
Obnoxious Self-centered pushover
Oi cunt, you are a fookin scoon lad.
The act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously brought on by a hardy sneeze.
Man, this head cold totally made me scoon last night.
The state of inebriation where an individual is under the influence of three or more drugs. Not included marijuana or alcohol.
I was so scooned the other night, ended up taking some xans and a couple different uppers.