scrump

a noun for a very small amount of something, especially a food or drink

Do you want a scrump of cheese for your salad?

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scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even from a distance and completely trashed, I could tell that Sharon was a complete scrump.

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scrump

Scating while Krumping, or having a stroke and seizure at the same time.

my uncle scrumped his way into the hoepital!

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scrump

standards, expectations, acceptable quality; as used in the phrase "up to scrump"

Victor's semester grades were not up to scrump.

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scrump

A combination of a skank and a frump.

That woman is a total scrump!

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scrump

the excess skin of a penis before it has been circumsized.. after it has been cut off it is called a "scrump"

You are a scrump licking whore.
scrump ass bitch, scrump fucker, scrumpin mother fucker

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scrumping

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

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