scrump

to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;

we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.

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Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

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scrump

a cross between screw and hump...."scrump."

I really like to scrump.
I would really like to scrump!

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scrump

to have sex; to fuck; origin in New York State

I think I'll get scrumped when I get home from work

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scrump

Scrump is the short version of the word scrumptious meaning looking good.

Jess was looking scrump today with a capital SCRUMP!

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Scrump

Combines scum and Trump. Perfect description for the sack of shot in the White House as well as his sycophantic followers.

There was a real scrump in the store yesterday -- Donald Trump shirt and everything. I think the scumbag left a slime trail behind him.

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