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When you sexually assult a woman then pay her off to keep quiet about it.
That dude is greasy, I heard he gave her a Filthy Seagal in order to keep from being arrested.
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This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.
Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.
Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?
Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.
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A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!
In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.
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Someone who claims proficiency in a multitude of subjects with absolutely no evidence in said subjects. Such as martial arts, academic fields and sports
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
Bill: I have spent many years studying martial arts and boxing do you really want to fight me?
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.
*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!
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When a movie baddie is double or triple killed, they have been 'Seagaled' - ie. dispatched in the most cruel, sadistic, over the top fashion possible.
'Damn! That baddie got eye gouged, head stabbed AND electrocuted! He really got Seagaled!'
A dirty seagal is A cock hungry hoe that you see at Burger King or McDonald's that kind of acts like one of the seagalls hopping around doing anything they can to get a mouthful usually run in packs more than likely underage proceed with caution
Hey let's go to the other BK that one across the street has got a whole bunch of dirty seagalls at it and I'm not trying to catch another charge