seal

a 'heavy' woman who does not have bulges or love handles, she merely has an evenly-distributed layer of fat all over her body (and her breasts are not necessarily large).There are no protruding bones to hurt you (hip or knee or rib)

She is a great seal fuck, she's a comfortable ride.

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Sealed

1. To close completely and secrely. 2. To fill in or put a protective layer upon.
3. To have no escape.
4. Absolutely.

1. We sealed the attic door shut.
2. The hole in which the ants traveled was SEALED.
3. We were sealed within the dark room with ne way out.
4. My fate was sealed as the gunner shot his rifle.

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Seal

Seal (Adjective): A person who fails so badly at day to day conversation that speaking to them is like listening to a seal fall down some stairs.

Sealing (Verb): A person who repeatedly behaves in a manner towards member's of the opposite sex in a manner that could be deemed pathetic or desperate and/or someone who lies to make themselves look good but fails miserably.

Seal (Adjective): "Omg look at that seal in it's fire trap top.
Seal (Verb): "for god sake, Michael Davies is over there sealing again!"

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Sealing

The act of ejaculating between each page of a book over a period of months; such that when you have reached the back cover, the book is sealed shut and its secrets forever secured.

Great Great Grandpa Jack spent half a year sealing the family bible back in ought-twelve. We wish he hadn't.

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Seal

The male version of a bird. A treesh. A whore. A slut. Promiscuous. If used to describe a girl , it’s even more of an insult.

“That bitch is a seal” a new level of birdtivities is activated. The ultimate grimey treesh.

Sb: none of you bitches better steal my word either I created this shit - alexya c.

Tia: girl you fw jay ?
Tamera: hell no are you dumb he’s a seal

Tia: i should’ve known, he be posting porn mood pics on snap

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Seal

Im flopping to the gym OOOO CRAP Never mind to much energy just gonna slap my belly from now on I think I've seen a machine like this before on the internet. Super fat loving blubber. Evil big boys that will RKO you. this is what a seal is.

DUDE LOOK ITS A SEAL
NO WAY BRO
WAIT RUN ITS COMING FOR US!!!
OO CRAP

RKO RKO RKO

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Seal

Seal is an alias of the legend, Matt Bryant.

Seal is the nickname for Matt Bryant, such as his other nickanmes: Babyface, The Hustler, The Playboy, etc.
"Seal what the hell are you doing!"

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