knowing that you are going to get laid
dude, i've got secure sex tonight
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The modern era, in which people in a variety of settings are given extra scrutiny to determine if they are truthful about their identity and their rights which they assert, the world has increased amounts of monitoring, and big brother has an overall more watchful eye.
Unofficially, the Security Age began on September 11, 2001.
Everyone is considered suspicious until proven not a terrorist in the Security Age.
Many things that were easy before the Security Age began are now a hassle.
During the Security Age, only ticketed passengers are allowed passed security checkpoints at the airport.
You go to a dry cleaner during the Security Age wanting to retrieve your clothes you dropped off, and the attendant says "ID please."
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The bag being anything you want/desire. You must obtain it or accomplish your goal. Secure the bag.
How do I secure the bag?
I secured the bag when I got the job.
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An expression use to describe the act of taking/obtaining advantage of the situation and keep something of value.
1. Play your cards right and secure the bag.
2. Be an intern and work full-time hours. That's how you secure the bag.
3. I cut him/her off but I secured the bag.
4. Friend 1: He/she said he/she wants to make it up to me.
Friend 2: There's your chance to secure the bag.
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A security roll is a roll of toilet paper that you take into the bathroom with you to use as back up when the current roll is almost depleted.
Man 1: I gotta crap.
Man 2: Take a security roll, the roll in the bathroom is almost out!
Man 1: Thanks for the heads up.
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Secure The Bag - Simply Means Getting Money!
Yo we need to get this record deal and secure the bag before spending frivalis!
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Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.0, Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0
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