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Alabama Seesaw

You lay flat on your back and have one of your sisters sit on your penis and another sister sit on your face. They must be facing each other to qualify as an Alabama Seesaw. If the sister on your penis is riding reverse cowboy, it is then called a Texas Teeter-Totter. Women must be your sisters.

Steve went home for his family reunion in Maryland and ended up as an Alabama Seesaw.

by Fudgie McGee June 7, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Norwegian seesaw

2 men stand tip to tip, one circumcised and the other uncircumcised. Fold the foreskin over the other tip to form a seal. Gently rock back and forth until done.

Circumcised man: Hey buddy...you wanna try the Norwegian Seesaw?
Uncircumcised man: Whatโ€™s that?

by Supeshortys August 2, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


the devils seesaw

When the menโ€™s room is next to the womenโ€™s room and thereโ€™s two toilets share the same plumbing but separated by a wall and if a man and a woman are on at the same time

George and Marge excused themselves from the table to play on the devils seesaw at Applebeeโ€™s

by DeorgeGunham September 29, 2021

28๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seesaw douche

One who jumps up and down on a seesaw to purposely injure the genitalia of the person riding on the other end.

Parker is such a seesaw douche.

by 27asdfghjkl; March 4, 2012


Seesaw homicide

(n) A term used in Danganronpa V3's third trial to solve Tenko Chabashira's death/murder that was originally done by Korekiyo Shinguji.

(v) An action done in a pitch black room with the victim in a position of crouching on a loose floorboard, with a blade/sword being on top of them, being held by a anything that is huge. At the middle of the activity, someone stomps on the end of the loose floorboard, as the victim gets to the weapon, not the weapon getting to the victim.

Miu: Looks like we've got ourselves a good old-fashioned seesaw homicide!

Miu: Wait, what the hell's a seesaw homicide? That's fucking crazy!

by jijijijinsoul August 25, 2023


Stupidity Seesaw

When you're at a concert and someone near you yells out something stupid. Then, another stranger yells out something even stupider. Not to be outdone, the original dumbass yells out another stupid thing and you find yourself in the middle of a stupidity seesaw.

Damn. I was really enjoying the concert until we got caught in this stupidity seesaw.

by Fuchia June 19, 2016


Hamilton Seesaw

the practice of sexual intercorse with two woman and won man in which the man wears a strap on over his glutanous maximus, and the women bend down, both facing away. The man then moves back in forth like a seesaw, penetrating both women.

Chris Hamilton loved to hamilton seesaw with those two twins on homecoming night.

by THEMAN1234567890 January 20, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž