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When playing a sports game and one doesn't want to play a position when asked but someone else has already beaten him to playing last in said position, he will shout "Seg lag" and be second last.
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A really coooool dude that every female likes
Woah did you see Segs toy hes so cool, i wish i could be him
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"Ceso of segs" is a term usually used by the great Gustavo, who is the CEO of Sex in 97 different countries such as(s) Sweden, Spain, Ukraine, Somalia and many other countries. Due to the lack of his English, he has not been able to pronounce/write the term CEO of sex correctly and is now as we know him, da ceso of segs
"ai am ceso of segs and yu vill hab segs wif mi mader"
"Hey, Roger! Have you seen Gustavo's gains?"
"Do you mean the ceso of segs?"
"Yeah, the ceso of segs"
the wounds, scratches, etc, you get after crashing on a Segway human transporter.
15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.
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SEGS MONKEY IS SEGS MONKEY!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!11!1!!! SEGSSS
"IMMA SEGS MONKEY!!!1!1!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!" SEGSSSSS
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use this expression when you are feeling funny
bro what the hell is this team formation? it got seg lân!!!1!1!