Artificial Sensory Perception

Artificial Sensory Perception (ASP): the ability of an artificial intelligence system to perceive and respond to sensory input from its environment.

The robot was programmed with artificial sensory perception, allowing it to detect changes in temperature and react accordingly.

Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria

The inability of an individual to visually and specifically identify a fruit. Orbital sensory fruit dysphoria often occurs when and individual grew up in amd around Richlands, NC. This condition is most often associated with identifying dark colored fruits often confusing them with lighter colored fruits or light colored products made from the fruit.

Hey i see you are eating a peach. Umm, no you are mistaken this is a plum. Don't blame him for his mistake he suffers from Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria

Autonomic sensory meridian response

Known as ASMR, you know that Weird Shit that make you feel worse than a 40 year old hairy man about to pull down his pants and open his fly behind you.

Boy 1: what’s your favorite content?
Boy 2: ASMR AKA Autonomic sensory meridian response
Boy 1: bro you are fucking weird

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.

I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!

Sensory processing disorder

Also known as being soft or picky. In times of extreme hunger or famine those with sensory processing disorder often disappear. This can be seen in cases such as the Irish Potato Famine or with poor children in Africa.

I don’t eat calamari unless it’s fried because I have a sensory processing disorder.

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Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.

Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

Extra sensory distraction

Getting started on a project, only to be distracted by another 1 or more projects thus delaying the original project

He was working on his car & couldnt find a wrench, his extra sensory distraction caused him 2 reorganize his whole tool box