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Proposed fashion propaganda for rebellion minded folk to feel empowered about self mutilation.
In truth this ring origin comes from cattle as a means of controlling them. Taking on this piercing states that you self proclaim yourself as cattle, sheep, or are a waste of flesh for breeding.
I could tug on that cattle (septum piercing) ring and lead her anyway I want. Just like the government guides sheep.
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a coke addict. Refers to a deviated septum, which many chronic and heavy users of cocaine suffer due to erosion of the tissues in the inner nose.
I'd stay away from that septumal deviant, all she's got on her brain is that wack ass crack.
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a nose piercing that goes through your nostril and looks pretty flattering on most people.
hey i just got a septum piercing!
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The act of removing your sexual partners septum for the sole purpose of creating an additional facial cavity large enough to accomodate an average sized penis during intercourse.
James : " I talked Mark into septum fucking me last night."
Chuck : " Awesome"
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Ugly piece of metal they put in your nose when you first get your septum pierced. Usually looks like an unbent staple hanging from your nostril. Easy to flip up and down and most comfortable during healing period post piercing.
"Dude I can't wait until my piercing heals so I can take out this ugly septum retainer"
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A fake septum ring that clips on. Usually looks VERY real.
Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!
Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!
A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.
Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.