setting up shop

The act of preparing oneself for a session of sex with oneself (jerking off).

I forgot my backpack and when I ran back in to my apartment I caught my roommate setting up shop.

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set up the air mattress

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"

Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!

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set up the launch pad

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

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pass to set up the run

a football metaphor for extended foreplay that results in intercourse

Steve: "I had to go down on her for like an hour before she would have sex with me"

Chris: "sometimes you have to pass to set up the run"

setting up a new network

When your friend makes up an excuse to skip game night but is actually at home practicing shibari with their partner.

Man 1: Yo bro! You doing Family Game Night?
Man 2: Sorry Homeslice, setting up a new network tonight.

Throw Yo Set Up

to recognize and signify membership to a group or geographic location by displaying predetermined gestures with the hands, fingers and arms; usually held around the chest region.

1. (Star Player throws down a monstrous slam dunk during a televised basketball game.)

While running up the court:
*Star Player Throws Up (His) Set/Throws (His) Set Up*

To acknowledge the shout-out, members of the set in the crowd and watching on television throw up their set.

2. (two friends walk across the schoolyard headed to THUGGIN 101)

Brittney: I'm finna' be on t.v. tonight to accept an award for a revolutionary financial instrument that I created and I'm not good with long speeches; how do I show everyone back home thanks and love?

Kristine: Eaaasy! Throw Yo Set Up!

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somebody set up us the bomb

What CATS from Zero Wing did to the ship in A.D. 2101, when war was beginning. Maybe it means "Somebody has set up a bomb on us?" No one will ever know for sure.

Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb!

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