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Severus Snape

A character from the Harry Potter series who teaches potions class and is hated by nearly everyone. Everyone knows Snape was a death eater and they don't know why Dumbledore trusts him. He fought for the love of his life Lily Evans for his entire life, and watched her marry his worst enemy. People all over the world admire Snape for being such a real man and fighting for the love of his life.

Expecto Patronum!”

From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe: She landed on the office floor, bounded one across the office and soared out of the window. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.

“After all this time?”

“Always,”
said Severus Snape.

- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by LilyEvansPlusSnape September 2, 2011

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Severus Snape

AKA: Professor Snape

Sex in Black Robes Hogwarts Potions Master Extraordinaire, and all around snarky git. Once sworn enemy of MWPP, especially James Potter, who saved his life, and Sirius Black, who risked it. Secretly hiding a good side under all his bitching and whining. Also, inevitable true love of Harry Potter.

"Hello, I'm Severus Snape, a greasy-haired git you cannot resist!"

by Charm March 20, 2004

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severus snape

Potions/DADA professor at Hogwarts in the Harry potter series.
Generally seen as mean and hateful man with a grudge against Harry ,passed down from father to son.However he came through for Harry in book 7 showing his true colours(still dark but with a tinge of grey which perfectly complimented the harsh white of voldemort's white face and red eyes)

Severus Snape is severe,sold to slytherin by the sorting hat.NOT a distant relation to devil Snare.

by Crowie November 24, 2008

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Severus Snape

Severus Snape is the Potions teacher of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is also the head of Slytherin, and notorious for hating any house but his own, especially Gryffindor, and especially Harry Potter, the title character of the widely popular series.

Severus is described to be tall and lanky, have sallow, tired skin, greasy black hair, moustache, and goatee, and to be, well, batlike and quite ugly in general. He was widely hated by all Potter fans until Alan Rickman came along. Alan Rickman, a very suave, graceful man with a silky British voice, was cast to play Severus in the movies. When our sexy-for-a-sixty-year-old friend suddenly appeared, Severus went from being loathed, to an object of greatness for some.

Most of these 'some' are ditzy fangirls, who often have sexual fantasies about Severus, or write fanfiction about his gay and/or illegal relationships with other characters or themselves. The other small percentage of this category just think he's awesome, has a cool voice/accent, and has had a sucky life. Those few also believe that he does not deserve to have fangirls clinging to his robes every second, letting out ear-shattering squeals of fangasming.

Severus Snape: "I am Professor Snape, the Potions Master."
Fangirl: "SQUEE! I can has yoo do secksiness with Harry andz Draco plz?"
Severus: "I am sorry. I do not speak fangirl. Ten points from Gryffindor."
Fangirl: "OHEMSQUEE!"
Cool Person: "Oh my fricken' gawd shut the hell up!"

Severus runs away as the Cool Person whips out a chainsaw and battles the merciless Fangirl to the death, but not before rewarding the Cool Person with a galleon.
Cool Person: Thanks Severus!
Severus shouts back while running away, "Don't spend it all in one place!"

by Barclay Royal February 20, 2010

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Severus Snape

that wierd guy in harry potter that seems to be the root of many fetishes.

ohhh severus! oh snape!

Severus Snape

by Lightly Frosted Potato September 28, 2009

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Severus Snape

sex.

every word Severus Snape has ever uttered, every glare, every action. pure sex.

by IhaveBeenNaughtySnapePunishMe August 4, 2009

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Albus Severus

harry and ginny's second son with the most hideous name ever!

Harry: Ginny why don't you name one of our kids?
James, Albus Severus, Lilly

by anagl December 10, 2007

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