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you have sex with a fish becuase you a sick bastard
but some call it sexy time with a fish
its fuck off creepy
“What did you do yesterday?”
“Had sex with a fish”
“what a fucking knob”
"what? it was sexy time with a fish"
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A girl with a nice lookin kitty who likes sexy time
She had a sexy time cat
Dude and stc
And I have and sexy time dick
Don’t say that that’s and std
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When it's cold outside and you can wear boots and scarves and layers and look sexy
*It's cold outside
Girl: "It's sexy time weather. Can wear my boots today!"
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When it is raining/thunderstorming/cold outside, the perfect time to lie in bed with someone all day
*Raining outside
Girl: It's sexy time weather!
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Like Netflix and chill, just more refined and expensive
Girl: 'Netflix and chill?'
Guy: 'Noooo, Amazon prime and sexy time is more my thing'
basically the same thing as netflixs and chill, but for people with amazon prime.
"so martha what did you do with brad last night?"
"amazon prime and sexy time"
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When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.
"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"
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