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A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.
Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.
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To slap and stick your arm elbow deep into a womans vagina
Dude, I totally Shaquille O' Neil'd that chick last night, I think she almost Died
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a.k.a courtneys man.shaquil you are so mine!sex machine!! lol....did me on our 3 month annerversary babe! muah muah muah!! xxoxo
I love you soo much!! im never gonna let you go! u are me world, my heart, my mind,my soul, the air i breathe, you are my everything! iwuve you!! mmmmmk?? screw u guys im going home! ha ha great times babe! mauh xoxo
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When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.
I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.
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Dang son, that graffiti artist is "The real deal Shaquille O'Neal".
Yeah I get it, Steve Jobs is great, always wore the same thing... But the fact that those turtle necks were designed by Issey Miyake, that's some real deal Shaquille O'Neal shit.
Something that can’t fit through something in any possible way in any circumstance
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS IS TO BIG! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL
Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?
Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!
Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?