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shard

A large crystal like rock, usually bigger than a piece of rice is known as a shard.

The glass diamond shards he place onto the scale weigh 3.5 grams.

by Asian Nate February 1, 2004

47πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Shard-on

(N) A meth-induced erection, usually happens while the pipe is being hit...

Man, that shit gave me a shard-on.!

by Natasha Dubsackowski April 24, 2017

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Shard

The Shard is a 309m 72 story glass skyscraper in London UK. It has an Observation deck from the 68th - 72nd floors. Its the tallest building in Europe and has breathtaking views.

Guy 1: 'Hey man are you going to the shard today?'

Guy 2: 'Yep, the views from the observation decks are amazing!'

by Crimson Rainbow May 26, 2014

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Shards

Methamphetamine "meth"

I have some shards let's get high!

by BoostaBoo September 22, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Shard

A portmanteau of the verbs "shit" and "fart," which describes the instance of accidentally shitting one's pants based on the assumption of farting prior to release.

A bit of technical information:

Despite one's intuition that the un-inflected form of the verb would be "shart," (borrowing the onset from "shit" and the rhyme of "fart") It's phonological realization, "shard," implies that the word entered the lexicon as "sharted."

Much in the same way the words "writer" and "rider" can not be distinguished from one another in speech with out a rich enough context (because they sound the same), "sharded" and "sharted" will also sound identical due to flapping. Hence, speakers of English chose "shard" as opposed to "shart" by means of back-formation. Selection of the phoneme /d/ over /t/ can likely be attributed to the feature {+voice} of the flapped consonant.

Aw man! I think I just sharded my pants!

by k.trΓΌ May 2, 2009

57πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


shard

it means the same thing as 'shart' but,, its more powerful because it has a d instead of a t. or it can be used as an adjective.

me: i feel so shard rn :(((

by ?w?h?a?t?? November 20, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Shard

Slang word for arse, as in "shard of glass"

"It's their fourth anniversary so he's taking her up the shard."

by Renbarr January 9, 2014

20πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž